Barry Zito is a man who knows how to enjoy his off-days. Yesterday, he tweets: I mean, we've heard all the theories but what's really the cure to a hangover? Some say grease, I say B vitamins. Well, apparently shortly after making his inquiry, Barry answered his own question: hair of the dog. Last night...

For all you ladies who have been sitting at home, pining, counting the minutes so that every fifth day you can stare longingly at those chiseled Adonis-like features of Barry Zito, thinking dreamily, "Maybe, someday," we bring you sad news from the Jockosphere.  It would appear that it is your destiny...

At about noon today, the news was out that Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez had been suspended for 50 games for his use of performance enhancing drugs.  It hadn't been an hour before the twittersphere was all atweet with the twitters of tweetering jocks who either wanted to weigh in on the subject or simply...

It's a sad day in tweetville. Brian Wilson, the king of the offbeat tweet, has relinquished his throne.  That is to say, he's closed his twitter account. If you were a fan of Brian's twitter page, you can thank San Francisco Chronicle reporter Henry Schulman for having bullied Brian into his disappointing...

Steve Nash to Barry Zito via Twitter: "Dude your nipple dance thingy was CLASSIC the other night. Had our whole team confounded." AKPC_IDS += "897,";

The last time we heard any juicy gossip about Barry Zito's love life, he was presumed to have been dating Paris Hilton. Yes, indeed, maybe the stars are blind. Well, that was in January, and within all of about two days, Paris had long since moved on.  For Barry's part, he's made it back from yet another...