Stephon Marbury’s Nervous Breakdown

Add to the lists of firsts on Twitter, the ability to track a real-time nervous breakdown.

Stephon Marbury — the ballplayer who makes any team he's ever played for better, just by leaving it — the one-time New York Knick, whose version of whispering sweet nothings into the ear of a young female intern was to yell: "Are you going to get in the truck?" (she got in the truck, btw) — is now bringing his own brand of breakdown to the web.  Twittering his own brand of angry love, along with a live video feed, choice nuggets of which have ended up on YouTube.

Yes, that's Stephon crying while listening to Kirk Franklin sing "Lean on Me":

Yes, that's Stephon going off on a rant that would make any crazy homeless person off his meds proud:

Yes, that's the Stephon who left the Knicks with $20 million and is now a free agent, dancing around his room in his undewear.  (Clearly not a sane way to market your free-agent body to all those NBA GM's out there.  Let's just call this, "The dance that costs ya' millions.")

And, yes, these are a couple of Stephon's Tuesday night tweets:

You guys still think I'm crazy. They want you to believe that I'm on drugs because I have so much love to give. They have never seen me B4

They never seen this image of a REAL MAN B4. They want to use my past against me. Lol but then they say grow up. Some body tell me how.

No way this ends well.

It may be a month.  It may be a year.  It may be a few years.

But no way this ends well.