Moonraker: Starring Jose Canseco

Jose Canseco tweeted on May 26 to share video with the world of his getting his ass kicked.  (Jose, this is just another reason why we love you.  And we truly do.)

Ouch.

At 7-2, 330 lbs, Hong Man Choi is Frankenstein.  Who in his right mind would want to fight this man?  (Jose!)

The fight itself is a mix between Rocky v. an Asian Ivan Drago (Rocky IV) and Bond v. Jaws in Moonraker, except in this case Hong Man Choi is far more monstrous than either villain, and our little guy has no chance. (Jose!)

To comment further would add insult to certain serious injury.

Enjoy the two minutes and fifty-six seconds.