It's official: The Big Aristotle AKA Shaquille O'Neal has hung it up.  Well, at least official on Twitter.  As the NBA great tweeted: im retiring Video: http://bit.ly/kvLtE3 #ShaqRetires Yep- that's how he decided to retire.  With a short, somewhat awkward good-bye video on twitter.   Though, in...

First off- sorry for not updating this thing in a while.  Last time this was updated, Osama was alive, Charlie Sheen jokes were funny, and the Mets were the joke of baseball (well, I guess some things don't change). But the important thing is, we're back, ready to cover all the outrageous tweets from...

Could Chad Ochocinco be joining Landon Donovan in the MLS soon?  The disgruntled receiver, upset over the NFL lockout, has decided to take his talents to the MLS, and is currently trying out for Sporting Kansas City, a publicity-hungry team. Ocho has flirted with soccer before, and has professed his...

Plaxico Burress is currently sitting in a jail cell, wondering how shooting himself by accident has derailed his career and changed his life forever.  But with his early release date coming up in April, rumors are beginning to fly about Plax's comeback to the NFL.  NFL commissioner Roger Goodell already...

DaMarcus Beasley isn't a typical household name, I'll give you that.  But he has nearly 40,000 followers on Twitter, and is one of the best American soccer players in the world.  Beasley, who currently stars for Hannover 96 of the German Bundesliga, tweeted about a rather unfortunate experience he...

Matt Cooke has quickly built up a reputation as one of the game's dirtiest players.  A guy you want on your team, and hate to play against.  But after years of media, fans, and players calling out Sean Avery has NHL's dirtiest grinder, it finally seems as if Matt Cooke has usurped him, especially in...

There's no shame in losing to the Lakers on the road.  The Lake Show have won back-to-back championships, are 15-5 at home this season, and currently riding a 5-game winning streak.  They're 28-11 record is good enough for third in the West, only a half-game back of the Mavs. But while there may be...

Trent Dilfer had a nice, yet unspectacular NFL-career.  As starting quarterback of the Ravens, he won a Super Bowl in 2000.  Granted with the talent they featured on defense, I could have started at quarterback for them.  He was more game-manager than game-winner. Peyton Manning is a slightly different...

During his time with the Chicago White Sox, Ozzie Guillen has built a reputation as a tenacious, borderline insane person/manager.  To help fix this image, he recently started a blog to connect better with fans. Each week he posts a Q&A section where he answers fans questions.  Here’s one question...

Remember when Michigan was good at football?  You know, a few years after the Civil War, and a few years before women were allowed to vote.  Things have gone downhill lately for the Wolverines, as their most memorable moment since their last national championship in 1997 is this: Today, in their toughest...