HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, CAUSE LEBRON’S COMING HOME
LeBron James returns to Cleveland with his 8-7 Miami Heat on December 2nd, a marquee game featuring, well, two middle-of-the-road teams. And Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, who ripped LeBron a new you-know-what in a letter after his "decision," is urging fans to be respectful at the game, as he tweets:
ESPN headline is wrong & silly. Obviously no profanity,vulgar stuff U wouldn't want kids 2 see but we are not going 2 be the Gestapo @ The Q
Essentially, Gilbert is echoing the words of the great Antoine Dodson:
There may not be a rapist in Lincoln Park, but there's a traitor in Cleveland. While I respect Gilbert's stance, there are many- AND I MEAN MANY- great LeBron signs that I expect to see. A couple slogan ideas may be:
"You Can Go South! But Your Mom is Riding West!"
"LeBron & Dwayne & Bosh & ___________ & ____________"
"QUITNESS"
"You know the saying: If you can't take the heat, join them"
Let us know some of your favorite anti-LeBron jokes that you expect to see at the Thursday night showdown.
