DARNELL DOCKETT WANTS ALBERT HAYNESWORTH MONEY….YA HEARD?

As I've mentioned about a million times since I've began writing for this website, Darnell Dockett is one of those Twitter-ers that I suggest everybody to follow.  He's funny, he constantly updates, and he usually talks about things that are relevant.  Today, "relevant" deals with Washington Redskins' blob/DT Albert Haynesworth's trade demand.  Since the only thing more massive than Haynesworth is his contract (zoom zoom zoom on the burn), Darnell Dockett is taken aback, mostly because Dockett has been petitioning for a new contract of his own.  As he tweets:

Did I just hear this correctly "Albert Haynesworth" will not be Mandatory minicamp? And he wants a (cont)http://tl.gd/1tbtd7

That's why I tell yall I'm nothing like these dudes, for a 100millon my ass will play 4-3, 3-4 5-9, 4-8, and still whip ass! #PAYME

To be fair, a 5-9 defense would have 14 guys, and a 4-8 defense would have 12 guys.  And since there are only 11 guys on each side at a time, it's gonna be tough to implement those defenses.  And here I thought Florida State really educated their players!

I'm sittin reading this artical on this Guy that plays for the LAST place NFC EAST TEAM! All I can say is PAY ME!! Its NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Dockett, though numbers-deficient, definitely has a point here.  A) The Cardinals did repeat as NFC West champs (which, in all honesty, is easier than stealing candy from a baby, or three of them), while the Redskins occupied the cellar of the NFC East again.  B) Haynesworth was the definition of "bust" last year- he missed 4 games, and only had 37 tackles and 4 sacks.  The year before, in Tennessee, he missed 2 games, but had 51 tackles, 8.5 sacks and 3 FF.  On the other hand, Dockett had 51 tackles and 7 sacks last year, and 49 tackles and 4 sacks the year before.  Oh, and then the 6 tackles and 3 sacks in the Super Bowl against the Steelers (Haynesworth has never even played in a conference championship game).

Ok so everyone knows my contract is almost over in AZ. So I want to know from yall, how many of yall would wanna see me in a Skins uniform?

This is where Dockett crossed the line.  The fact is as a player, you can NEVER explicitly mention another team you would go play for.  That's way, way out of bounds.  Look, I don't agree with the way the Cardinals have handled his contract extension (poorly, to put it bluntly), but Dockett is under contract past this season.  This isn't exactly a type of situation where he's a free agent after the season.  Hopefully, Dockett and the Cards can meet and cooler heads will prevail.  Until then, I'll be here, documenting it all.