CHAD OCHOCINCO: HE PISSES EXCELLENCE

When he’s not Cha Cha Cha-ing on Dancing With The Stars, Chad OchoCinco enjoys watching and, not surprisingly, commenting on the recent boxing matches.

And after Floyd Mayweather upset Shane Mosley this past weekend, OchoCinco tweeted:

What's wrong with taking a Olympic style drug test if you're clean? Why does everyone say Floyd is ducking Manny, #Mannyjusttakethetest

Are we all forgetting if Manny took the test they would've fought, I respect both fighters but what's to hide? #justaskin

Chad does make a good point. If you aren’t pumping HGH through your bloodstream, you shouldn’t have anything to hide. Plus, we all want to see a Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight! So I second Chad, #Mannyjusttakethetest.

It’s understandable though, with all of those 10 syllable ‘vitamins’ that professional athletes take, you never know if your drug test will come out clean. I mean come on, who really gets excited for a drug test?

Oh yeah, Chad OchoCinco does.

Chad tweeted:

I might be the only NFL player excited when they have random drug test, I be ready to piss excellence in a minute for the NFL #justsayn

I can just see the headline now:

“NFL drug test results are in; OchoCinco tests positive for ‘Excellence’ “

And with all of the money he saves from not buying HGH, OchoCinco has extra dinero for the necessities in life…like lotto tickets.

Chad then tweeted:

Oh snap I just won a scratch off ticket from the gas station 200 dollars #ballin

A pre-existing millionaire buying lotto tickets? This is ridiculous! You know, us civilians want our 1 in 750,000 chance of #ballin too!

And what would a man who already makes millions of dollars do if he won the mega million jackpot?

Chad then went on to tweet:

If i win mega millions i am gonna buy the celebration rules from the NFL and burn them

I should have known.

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