OZZIE GUILLEN INTRODUCES SELF TO TWITTER

Ozzie Guillen is know for his foul-mouthed rants against everyone, everything, and everywhere. Also, he's known as the manager of the Chicago White Sox. Now that we have that cleared up, it's no surprise that Ozzie's new Twitter page is causing such a brouhaha. I mean, if you look at some of his tweets, you would see the big controversy.  

Love to jump in my pool but is to cold to do that
about 17 hours ago via txt

Well, Ozzie used the incorrect version of "to" (it should be "too cold"), but I don't think that's fine-worthy... is it?

Sigamos luchando por venezuela para una mejoria para nuestros hijos sin importar de que partido politico te identifique
about 17 hours ago via txt

"We continue fighting by Venezuela for a mejoria for our children without importing that parted politico identify you"--> That is the exact translation I got when I entered this in online. And that is not a joke.

Looking for a place to go to dinner, Ideas?
about 16 hours ago via web

I can already see why his boss, White Sox GM Kenny Williams, was so upset about why Ozzie got a Twitter. How dare he ask for dinner suggestions electronically!

In PHX
about 16 hours ago via web

Ozzie is doing espionage on the Arizona Diamondbacks, I repeat, Ozzie is doing espionage on the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Looking for tickets to go to wrestlemania, I need help with that, they r way too expensive
about 16 hours ago via web

Who woulda thought seeing ginormous people pretend to fight would be out of the price range of a guy making millions a year?

Going to dinner in 20 minutes I don't know where
about 16 hours ago via txt

Back to the whole dinner dilemma. This one has got to be solved.

Dr drew I like you work very very patient guy I wish I have that abilities u have.
about 13 hours ago via txt

A few important tidbits here. A) He watches "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew." B) By using Dr. Drew's techniques, it will take twice as long for Ozzie's first blow-up. So, let's set the O/U at the middle of the 3rd inning on Opening Day.

the real thingh star today iam so ready for a great summer I wish the best luck to ur boys
about 3 hours ago via txt

Though a Twitter noob, I give him credit for spelling out "great" instead of going with "gr8."  Props.

So, after reviewing his Twitter page, it's clear to everybody: Ozzie Guillen is a loose cannon who must be stopped!

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