OCHOCINCO’S ADVICE TO TIGER

Tiger Woods finally broke his silence today, delivering a carefully worded statement to a select group of media. However, if Chad Ochocinco had his way, the speech would have gone slightly differently.

TIGER WOODS is holding a press conference tomorrow, i should be his advisor when it comes to these things.

We all know Chad always handles the media appropriately. Let’s see how he did with this mess. From a Bengal, to Tiger, Chad began his mock speech by tweeting

ELIN i am sorry

Off to a decent start. Perhaps Tiger should have considered teaming up with Ochocinco. He continued

i never meant to hurt anybody, i am sorry

So far so good...

i can swing my club where ever i want to

Uh Oh. Might want to consider a mulligan on that one. Chad pressed on however:

i am billionaire dont go through my phone damit!

And he started off so well…

i am living my life just like OCHO CINCO from this day forth<--we will also have joint bank accounts

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