JAMES McDONALD WANTS WOMEN TO BE MEN

This makes the second time this week you get a college athlete that no one besides me has ever heard of.  Today it is Glenville State wide receiver James McDonald that handed me the low hanging fruit to write about.  The topic?  Well I'm not exactly sure how to describe it other than saying that "methinks he doth protest too much."  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  Confused yet?  Read on.

We start off with James's philosophy on attraction and fame.

If ur a decent looking dude & become famous ur sexy to women. if ur a decent looking girl & become famous ur still a decent looking girl

So according to James, a woman's attractiveness doesn't depend on her wealth or social status.  Fair enough.  I guess that makes sense.  Even if it is a backhanded way of saying that he thinks that women are superficial bitches when it comes to what makes a man sexy.

Well that's what I thought he was saying until I read his next tweet:

My point is girls can put on make up & weave all that crazy ish to put up a facade but dudes still look the same.

Ok.  I totally misinterpreted that first tweet.  It happens.  I now understand that he's trying to communicate that women can do more things than men to change their appearance.  Even though I don't think many people will disagree, he gives more examples:

Chicks can get butt pads and push up bras. They don't make front loaded hanes for dudes.

So far I'm with him.  Nothing too much to read here.  Just a dude explaining his ideas about sexiness.  But then it happens.  A statement that if made face to face would have either ended in silence or an awkward laugh.

I'm just saying if Macy Gray was a dude she would be sexy.

Macy Gray?  He wants Macy Gray to be a dude?  This Macy Gray?

If you found that statement to be slightly strange, or possibly homo-erotic, James has a message for you:

And if you think that was a "homo" comment, chances are you like a finger in your booty.

I'm not saying I find that to be homo, but I do find it to be very awkward.  Almost as awkward as him trying to cover up his strange desire by accusing me of liking a finger in my booty.

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