Welcome to THE WEEKLY JOCK-SCRAP, a collection of pics and videos from around TheJockosphere: the best-of-the-best, the strangest-of-the-strange (and sometimes the worst-of-the-worst) to create a weekly "Jock Scrapbook" bits and pieces that your favorite (and not-so-favorite) athletes shared throughout the week.
If kids say the darndest things, then I'm convinced athletes see the darnedest things.
|We start with a little something for those readers with a foot fetish. Sean Witherspoon, Missouri's linebacker, who helps fan the flames for those little piggies lovers by showing us that amongst the girls of Mizzou are some FREAKS. (Although I challenge his ability to count. I see twelve toes.) For all of you the got worked up by looking at the extra toe(s) I'm guessing that Dustin Keller's brother's feet will calm you down. I'm not podiatrist but something doesn't look right there.|
A picture is worth a thousand words — not just 140 characters. But I'm sure that not even 100,000 words would have been enough to describe some of the following pictures.
|Danica Patrick doesn't even try to describe the situation . She just keeps the caption simple.
|If that deer was actually playing soccer against the Houston Dynamo's Stu Holden it would be on the ground writhing in pain after that much contact.
|Charlie Bell, of the Milwaukee Bucks, somehow brought back some painful childhood memories of nightmares I used to have about a 7 foot tall "Bert"
|When Martellus Bennet gives, he gives his EVERYTHING. I'm betting that the Salvation Army folks were quietly hoping for his wallet to fall out while he was in there though.|
|I can't tell if Aaron Maybin did this on purpose or if he was jumped by a gang calling themselves "Mayhem"||T.O. shows us his unique style in front of a Christmas tree.|
|Thanks to a picture posted by Visanthe Shiancoe, this week I learned that Minnesota Vikings owner, Zygi Wilf (picture on the left, dude in the middle), looks a lot like Groucho Marx. (Hooray for Captain Spaulding!)|
Have you ever been to Oklahoma City? No? Do you know anyone that has? Me either.
After seeing how Kevin Durant, Jeff Green, James Harden from the Oklahoma City Thunder spend their free time I'm pretty sure ... there is not a whole lot ... to do there.
I think it's important that someone tell Tommy Lasorda he's not dead yet. Otherwise he may end up under a mound of dirt before he intended.
And why not, Tommy? After all, Jimmy Hoffa got to be buried under one of the ends zones in Giant Stadium.
And last but hardly least, a great big honorable mention to Jared Dudley's 3 part (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3) Twitter Cribs video, featuring Channing Frye. Definitely worth checking out all three parts if ya have 15 minutes to kill.
If you spot something that we should have in the Jock-Scrap, please send it to me at: Dan@TheJockosphere.com (and if your submission is included, we'll send you our thanks — and we can both wish I could send you something cool like an iPod, instead).