LEONARD MARSHALL: “HOW DOES ONE MEASURE LOVE?”

Posted by puttzy in on December 4, 2009 | no responses

Someone call Angela Lansbury, or Scooby Doo, or maybe that dude Harvey Levin from TMZ. We have a mystery to solve!

It seems that 48 year old ex-NFL lineman, and current Seton Hall professor of Sports Management, Leonard Marshall, has a crush. Or maybe he's in love. Or maybe he's just a drama queen using his Facebook account like a T.W.I.T. (Teenaged Woman In her Thirties.) You know, the "woe is me" type. The ones that need attention. The ones that post things like:

Leonard Marshall today I made a very poor decision. I called myself thinking forward when in reality it has thrown my spirits into reverse :(. Fellas love n trust doesn't have a "pricetag". I'm hurting terribly. I'm so sorry.

Leonard, Leonard, Leonard. Dear, sweet Leonard. What the hell does all of that mean?

Before we call in Matlock to solve the mystery of who he wronged, I think we need to call in detective Merriam Webster to decipher this sentence, since the only things I understand are:

He screwed up
*frowny face*
He's sorry.
He believes that love and trust don't have a price tag though.

(I think Tiger Woods's wife, Elin, may disagree that "love and trust" don't have a price tag though, since she seems to have someone that seems to think they are a lot of money.)

Whoever this mystery woman is, she seems to have Leonard tied in knots and thinking deep. He starts asking some of the great rhetorical questions of life.

Leonard Marshall is trying process the terms of endearment and if it pays to jump in both feet? How does one measure love? As a matter of fact is it a gift or a curse? I'm beginning to think its both :)

Doesn't this remind you of something you'd see from a 15 year old girl on Lamebook.com? (Check it. Go ahead and click on it. We'll wait for you to come back. It's worth the trip.) All he's missing are randomly capitalized letters, and purposely removed vowels to make it look like he doesn't care.

If nothing else, at least he turned that earlier frown upside down.

Leonard Marshall is about to chill and spend a little quality time thinking about his "Mona Lisa". I've really missed her.

So who could this mystery eyebrow-less woman be? (The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows for those of you that missed that reference)

This is a man who's 2008 introduction speech into the Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame broke precedent, by being introduced by his wife. WAIT!?!? WHAT?!?!!? His wife?!?!

This just got good.