MALCOLM JENKINS: TO FLUSH OR NOT TO FLUSH?
While Malcolm Jenkins may be a cornerback for the New Orleans Saints, he is also evidently interested in some plumbing doodies, as he tweets:
what would u do if a girl was over your house and went #2 in your in your bathroom and left a couple floaters???....lol i need help quick!!!
It's only natural that one wonder: Should I flush this crap down the toilet, or just leave it in here? Hmmmmmm. That's a real toughie.
Malcolm, after some thorough analysis of the shituation, tweeted:
lol i think i'll just flush it and use it as ammo the next time we get to cracking jokes on each other lol
Ahhhhh, yes. Make fun of the fact that your new girlfriend left a few presents for you in the bathroom. That’ll definitely make her laugh. Maybe if you’re lucky, she’ll laugh so hard, she’ll pee on your couch.
For future reference, Malcolm, if you don’t want your next girlfriend to leave her crap in your toilet AND break up with you, it’s probably best to keep your “floater jokes” to yourself.
Leave a Reply