Reggie Bush: You ARE the Father!!

As far as TV goes, we all have our guilty pleasures. Whether it’s celebrity gossip shows like TMZ or trash like the infamous Jerry Springer, we've all shamefully wasted a few half hours watching these human car crashes disguised as TV shows. And Reggie Bush is no exception.

Bogus-show loving Bush tweets:

Wow I just seen the funniest thing ever on tv! A cop tried to give a crossed eyed lady a sobriety test! LMAO!

The cop told the lady to follow the pencil with her eyes! Her eyes wasn't moving but she was really following the pencil! Cold blooded!

And then the lady told the cop her eyes was crossed! I was crying laughing!

That’s pretty funny and all, but COPS?

Reggie’s love for fine programming doesn't stop there. A day later, he tweeted:

Man Maury Povich is one of the funniest shows! I don't know why guys continue to let girls bring them on that show! YOU ARE THE FATHER!

Even funnier is when the girls talk all that trash & then they get the results and the dude not the father! You'd swear he won the lottery

NFL Running Backs, or the good ones at least, *Cough* like Pierre Thomas *Cough* shouldn’t have this much time on their hands.

Can someone PLEASE get this man some game film to watch?