Shaquille O’Neal: “Yo Momma” Joke Master

Let’s face it, Shaq likes to, well, speak his mind. He isn’t afraid to call out someone on their poor performance (Erick Dampier comment), their Asian accent (Yao Ming impersonation) or their non existence (Kobe who?).

Who is the new target, you ask?

Ashton Kutcher’s................ mother.

A ruthless Shaq tweets:

Dear ashton kutcher yo momma so old the key on ben franklins kite was to her apartment. Respond if yur not scared

Yo momma so old she owes moses a dollar

Yall momma so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door

Dear ashton kutcher, yo momma so stupid I told her go to sleep, she said ok can u pull it up on the gps for me

Dear ashton kutcher, yo momma is so ugly her birth certificate is a apology letter frm the condom factory

Harsh words from The Kazaam himself.

(But isn't Demi the old woman in Ashton's life?)