OCHO CINCO OFFERS YOU PROTECTION FOR YOUR BOYS (for Your Boys)

This morning the self-proclaimed: "4th largest media market in the world" and "second most powerful person in America," and our favorite most overly-self-promoting football player, Ocho Cinco, woke with an idea of a new product he could endorse.

Ocho Cinco condoms (they'll catch everything yo Johnson shoots) coming this month, special gracias to motorola and degree, it's on now!!!!!

Yes, Johnson wants to put your johnson's "Boys" in the hood.

I'm not sure I'd trust anything that's supposed to "catch" when it's being endorsed by a man that is tied for 6th in the league in drops, and fails to hang onto over 15% of everything that comes his way.  But maybe a nice gimmick would change my mind.

my condom brand is tiger stripped--12 stripes included, let's the women know your size ahead of time=where you putting all those stripes<-:)

That makes me feel better.  Stripe them like a Bengal Tiger.  Much like your team who is second in the league in drops.  Probably not the gimmick I was looking for to ease my mind, or my inferiority complex

The saddest part about this series of tweets is that we may have finally gone full circle with the Ocho Cinco's depth of knowledge.  He posted this same tweet nearly 4 months ago, on June 10th.

Awesome, Ocho Cinco condoms, they'll catch everything your Johnson shoots!!!

I have a feeling if this endorsement were to ever happen that we'd get a lot of scenes like this throughout America.