NFL’s Eric Barton Invents the Mean-O-Meter
Eric Barton, Linebacker for the Cleveland Browns, just wants a ride home. But the cab driver who’s taking him wants to know his life story. As the drawn out ride ensues, Barton gives us a play by play series of tweets:
Why does a cab driver need to know if I plan to have kids?
After asking Barton some questions, the cab driver takes it upon himself to make it known that he’s an expert when it comes to money. Barton then tweets:
Now he said he knows everything in the world about annuities! I just wanna go to bed.
Why won't shut up!
You’d think he could take a hint; Apparently not. The questions keep coming as Barton tweets:
Now wants to know who the meanest guy in the NFL is? I don't have my mean-o-meter on me
As he frantically fumbles through his pockets, he probably said to himself, “Keys? Check. Phone? Check. Wallet? Check. Mean-O-Meter? Che…Wait, where is my mean-o-meter?! Ohhh, that’s right. I left it at home.”
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