Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys

Next time you go to the rodeo, keep your eye out for Chris Cooley.  He'll be the "big dude wearing a bad ass bandanna" and cheering for the bulls.  He spent the past weekend occupied in this manner, apparently for reasons related to his distaste for cowboys. In his latest blog entry, he writes:

I spent Sunday afternoon cheering for the bulls. I gotta be honest, I can't stand cowboys. It doesn't matter if they're from Dallas, Wyoming, or wherever. Their stupid hats and little Napoleon attitudes drive me crazy.

Chris, ever a love of controversy and fun, seemed happy to find a way to combine his two passions:

It was great being the asshole in the stands cheering for their team. I spent the entire afternoon staring down this Trisha Yearwood looking yokel, and screaming "Let er' Buck!" at the top of my lungs. Truthfully, I was surprised her snake skin wearing man didn't have anything to say to me....I guess it probably wasn't just Trisha who was upset, after I got turned down for my fifth buck off, high-five celebration I knew I wasn't a welcome. But who cares, I was there to rodeo.

For the record, Chris may not be a welcome at the rodeo, but he's always a welcome at the Jockosphere.

Extreme Bulls from Tanner Cooley on Vimeo.

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