Marcus Williams Whispers Sweet Nothings

Yesterday, Marcus Williams was apparently contemplating the art of love.  And lovemaking.  He graced his twitter feed with some of his thoughts on the subject.  Namely, what a person should and shouldn't say when he's about to let his love come out.  (For whatever reason, he feels committed to the idea that everything that should and shouldn't be said in the bedroom should and shouldn't be said in three word sentences.)

Marcus tweets:

#3turnoffwords.... The condom broke.

A classic buzzkill. Later, he tweets:

#3turnonwords I needa hairtie

Creative conflation of "need" and "a," but that those are still two words. As are "hair" and "tie."  So, while many would share your sentiment, Marcus, you haven't actually expressed it in three words.  (And note to the ladies: If you're spending time with Marcus, never ask for a hair tie, unless you mean business. He might get the wrong idea.)

As the day wears on, Marcus continues to tweet away:

#3turnoffwords Can she come? #3turnoffwords..what's that smell? #3turnoffwords is that blood?

Apparently, Marcus amused even himself with his final inquiry.  He tweets:

Lmaoooooo at my last tweet hahahahaha omg I can't believe I typed that.

Neither can we, Marcus.

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