We Choose Animals

Apparently, Brian Wilson isn't sweating the Giants' last couple games against the Padres.  (And why should he?  It wasn't his fault.)

He's too busy tweeting philosophical.

At around 10 pm (PST) last night, Brian tweets: "the saying 'i wouldn't do that for the world' is interesting -- what if you did have the world? what would you do?'

After about an hour, during which he presumably contemplates the matter, Brian tweets in response to his own questions: "talking to animals would be RAD -- i would sell the world to Chuck Norris cause he is also RAD."

Let's hope that Brian is never in possession of the world if this is truly what he plans to do with it.  (The sale to Chuck Norris, that is.  It's fine if he wants to talk to animals.  That would, in fact, be rad.)

Brian, if you wake up and realize that you have not made the most of your hypothetical opportunity to "have the world," feel free to revise and resubmit.

(Editor's Note: As always, Twitter typos (Twypos?) and condensed spellings have been corrected.)

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